Free: this Blackberry I just fished out of a creek
You’re standing in the exact location a businessman realized that what’s truly important, is family.
(via spongebobssquarepants)
you never understood pain as a child ‘til you had to sit on the floor in between ya mamas legs while she yanked ya hair up into these little shits and the ball part snapped against ya skull
i have dents in my cranium
(via spongebobssquarepants)
(via tastefullyoffensive)
running into someone I know in public: hey, how’ve you been-
me getting out of this unwanted conversation:
How champion Olympian Risako Kawai thanked her coach
(I love goofy Olympic moments like these)
The only time it was appropriate to slam an old Japanese man to the ground TWICE
(via spongebobssquarepants)
may 2019 bring you your “i’m doing better than i ever was” moment
filmed my boss firing me from my sales position
What.
Whatever I just heard, make it into a TV show
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen
(via rose-of-the-underworld)
